You may want to start looking for a new boo if your Valentine's day went like this!

1) Start looking for a new boo if you woke up this morning alone because they crept out before you woke up at 5am, and you know they weren't going to work because they don't have a job.

2) Start looking for a new boo if he came over at midnight and told you he's pissed because UPS lost your package.

3) Start looking for a new boo if your Valentine's day gifts from him included cards, flowers and the morning after pill instead of candy.

4) Start looking for a new boo if on V-day he allegedly had to go out of town on the 13th and came back the 15th. 

5) Start looking for a new boo if he picked a fight with you Monday and Tuesday and wants to have make up sex on Wednesday! 


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