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A West Monroe, Louisiana man called 911 about being stabbed in the head by with an ax. When police got on the scene they didn’t find an ax but they did find a gram of methamphetamine laying on his coffee table.
Michael Auttonberry told police that a ghost left the meth on the table and some on him as well. Police arrested him for possession of narcotics and criminal mischief.
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