Wait until you hear how social media melted down over this fruity topping.
A Reddit user admitted he fell in love with watermelon on his pies after trying a slice on a dare, which he said gets him a few stares and occasionally labeled "crazy."
His post read:
"I like watermelon on pizza. I was asked to do it on a dare and I really liked it. So I put watermelon on my pizza now. Never had any problems aside from people calling me crazy, until a few hours ago.
I invited my friend, John, over for pizza a few weeks ago. I told him I’d bake one for both of us, because I’m really good at making pizza.
About an hour until he comes over and I texted him at the store “Hey John. What kind of pizza toppings do you want?” He responded with “Whatever you like man. You’re making it.” I responded with “Are you sure? I like watermelon on my pizza.” John replied “Sounds delicious. Can’t wait to try it.”
I thought he was completely serious so after the pizza was done baking I put the watermelon on. 5 minutes later John knocks on the door. We’re both excited and he screamed “What the fuck!” when he saw the pizza. He was really confused as to why there was watermelon on our pizza.
I didn’t realize this but John was being sarcastic. I never told him I actually liked watermelon on pizza until today. He was really mad so I went ahead and made him another pizza. We had a good laugh about it like an hour later but I was just wondering was I an asshole for listening to what he said by putting watermelon on the pizza?"
Then the comments started rolling in, with one declaring, "Honestly, you're so depraved I think you should be put on a list somewhere," while another added, "That's in a new circle of Hell after the pineapple debacle. Wet pizza? That's f***ed up."
Not everyone on the site was so incensed, with one writing, "Watermelon with basil and balsamic is dank so I kinda wanna try this tbh."
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